So last Thursday I was flipping through Monday Magazine (Victoria's sorry excuse for an alt-weekly) when I happened upon a show listing that, wonder of wonders, sounded like something I might give anything close to resembling a damn about!
Carolyn Mark, Lily Fawn, Amy Honey, and BJ Snowden were playing at a place called The Fifty-Fifty Arts Collective the next night. I immediately hightailed it to Ditch Records to pick up a couple tickets for Sean and I because, though I had no idea who the last two musicians were, I love Lily Fawn adn Carolyn Mark, and I missed the latter's show last week because I was working.
So. Friday night rolled around and Sean and I revved our bike lights and pedalled off to Bay and Douglas to find this place. We were a little skeptical about what we were going to find because the corner of Bay and Douglas is quite a ways from downtown, and a corner highly populated with quickie car repair places.
As it turned out, with good reason. The Fifty-Fifty was a small storefront on an old yellowed brick block that also housed a number of out-of-business-looking establishments that specialized in such things as furniture refinishing and junk collecting. Smack in the middle of these was the venue we sought -a small white gallery jammed with some "meh" paintings of I don't know what. There was a handful of people milling about inside, eating chips out of a plastic bowl, and drinking beer out of plastic party cups. We locked our bikes outside, took a deep breath, and dove in.
Inside was a non-scene that quickly developed into a weirdo scene as we sat and waited for some music to start.
First off, I was the ONLY chick in the place who wasn't wearing knee-high boots of an ass-kicking nature, crazy socks, a skirt, and some variation on a velvet coat/cape/shawl (though had I my purple winter coat on, I would have given them all a run for their money).
Secondly, every one of the twenty-odd people there seemed to know each other except Sean and I and one other dude who, perhaps smelling the similar reek of "outsider" on us, sat right beside us all night. I don't know why this twenty-plus posse didn't just get together in one of their basements to drink and play music instead of each paying $8 to get together and drink and play music at the Fifty-Fifty...maybe it was all an elaborate ploy to bilk Sean and I and Random Dude out of our $8?
Anyway, the show took place behind the gallery -in a concrete boxy space with some sort of unfinished overhead loft. There was a makeshift stage lit by one sorry, drooping strand of mini-lights, and a row on uncomfortable vinyl benches against the back wall.
We didn't venture into the back, back room because it looked like something out of the movie Seven but people kept coming out of it with drinks in hand so I assume there was some sort of fridge or keggerator beyind the greenish glow.
But all atmosheric insanity aside -the music.
Lily played with some mousy chick in a little band called "Deer Legs." There was much singing, violin, flute, and there should have been a tambourine at one point but it had apparently been misplaced. So now I love Lily Fawn but this other chick sucked. She was good with the violin but her voice? Tortured me. That is all I have to say about that.
Amy Honey was pretty good. She could play the guitar, she seemed very nice and chilled and she had some good songs. Some made her voice sound better than others but on the whole, I would see her again.
Next up was Carolyn Mark and she appeared to be smashed out of her tree before she even got onstage. Nevertheless I thoroughly enjoyed her set. I love the girl's voice and even drunk and speaking in inside jokes to the large group of everyone but Sean, random dude, and I, her ramblings were entertaining.
Unfortunately for BJ Snowden, we had to get some alcohol into ourselves before Friday night ended so we bolted as soon as Carolyn Mark finished, but I can tell you this -BJ was a middle-aged black woman wearing a lot of silver whose contribution to the merch table was a handful of autographed 8x10 glossies and a bunch of white T-shirts with giant prints of her face on them. Sean and I have since listened to songs on her website and Sean's take is that she's a female Wesley Willis. Mine is that she is a one-woman version of the Will Ferrell/Cheri Oteri SNL skit where they play Casio keyboards at school and church dances.
Anywhoooooo, moral of the story? Carolyn Mark can D-rink, Lily Fawn needs to get rid of sullen, mousy, awful singer, Amy Honey can stay, and if BJ Snowden doens't add something other than Casio samples to her act she's going to end up an SNL skit.